Experience you'd rather not repeat

12 years old, too big a bike with no brakes, choice, back of a cake van or U turn, took the U turn got hit by car, unconscious and 29 stitches. I insisted in apologiesing to the poor driver who hit me :)

Alison
 
Amongst many others one I really do not want to repeat is being sneezed on by a cow yucky yucky yucky :shock: :(
 
Sex in the surf.

Looks great in the movies.

In reality sand is a harsh abrasive, and even on a pebble beach all sorts of detritus get into the works.
 
highlandsflyer":vs0ygkfj said:
Sex in the surf.

Looks great in the movies.

In reality sand is a harsh abrasive, and even on a pebble beach all sorts of detritus get into the works.


Which oddly reminds of a time having sex with a girlfriend and her cat somehow sneaked up behind me and licked my testicles.

Abrasive was the word that reminded me.
 
gavinda":2xt91rfc said:
Brings a new meaning to fur balls.

The same dirty sod of a cat also ate a used condom once. A very nervy day wondering if it would go straight through it. And monitoring it's litter tray so her parents didn't ask awkward questions!!
 

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