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We have 3 cats. Cats are evil, and hate us all.
One of our cats, the male named Brodie is extra special. Not the good kind of special, more the Charles Manson kind of special, in that he's a murderous kleptomaniac. Even more so than a 'Normal' cat. He has a taste for killing, and his taste runs towards the exotic. Yes, mice, voles, rats, rabbits etc. but also slow worms, bats, Moles, and the occasional Moorhen. He laughs at squirrels, and there are no birds left within 8 gardens of our house in any direction (Our neighbours are baffled why there are no bird anymore, although said cat has been seen on their bird table eating the cake they left out for the pigeons (he empties pigeon nests before they even have feathers, we know this, as he brings us the squabs)).
Now, A while ago he came home with a raw pork chop. After chasing him round the house, our dog managed to get it from him (leaving us to get it from the dog). he came back not five minutes later with another pork chop. We shut him in for the rest of the night, and spent the next week trying to guess which neighbours went hungry that evening.
Our Problem;
Last night, he brought home a scarf. It's green and fluffy and its not ours! ...and I don't know what to do with it.
You can assume I won't be harming the cat, as much as I want to, he's an adorable little sod. :facepalm:
One of our cats, the male named Brodie is extra special. Not the good kind of special, more the Charles Manson kind of special, in that he's a murderous kleptomaniac. Even more so than a 'Normal' cat. He has a taste for killing, and his taste runs towards the exotic. Yes, mice, voles, rats, rabbits etc. but also slow worms, bats, Moles, and the occasional Moorhen. He laughs at squirrels, and there are no birds left within 8 gardens of our house in any direction (Our neighbours are baffled why there are no bird anymore, although said cat has been seen on their bird table eating the cake they left out for the pigeons (he empties pigeon nests before they even have feathers, we know this, as he brings us the squabs)).
Now, A while ago he came home with a raw pork chop. After chasing him round the house, our dog managed to get it from him (leaving us to get it from the dog). he came back not five minutes later with another pork chop. We shut him in for the rest of the night, and spent the next week trying to guess which neighbours went hungry that evening.
Our Problem;
Last night, he brought home a scarf. It's green and fluffy and its not ours! ...and I don't know what to do with it.
You can assume I won't be harming the cat, as much as I want to, he's an adorable little sod. :facepalm:
