Dirty B*******!

[Lysander]

Have a Pot Noodle with the Twinkies for puddin'- a proper 'special relationship' feast of crap!!

 

[gibbleking]

eeeek pot noodle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, food of the devil.....

 

[David B]

eeeek pot noodle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, food of the devil.....

Pot Noodle pretty much owned up to that themselves with the ill-fated "slag of all snacks" ad campaign. Shame that got banned, though I guess the connotations of the word "slag" were a bit unsavoury [1]. The alternative definitions of the word would still work though; either (1) unwanted waste material from a mine, steelworks, etc. (sums up a Pot Noodle nicely) or (2) term of abuse much used in The Sweeney. Let's face it, being arrested by Regan & Carter is probably just what a Pot Noodle deserves.

David

[1] Bit like a Pot Noodle then, really

 

[gibbleking]

makes me wonder what its like to be a fly on the wall when dci gene hunt takes his first gob full(his choce of words not mine) of the slag o snacks...

 

[David B]

makes me wonder what its like to be a fly on the wall when dci gene hunt takes his first gob full(his choce of words not mine) of the slag o snacks...

I thought Gene's lunch of choice was spaghetti hoops?

David

P.S. In view of the Peter Kay-esque content of the original posting and topic title, here's the man himself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTxL6DaOs74

 

[makster]

That's not half as bad as spray cheese.

Pahhh..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5kI3zJFmA

 

[Neil]

That's not half as bad as spray cheese.

Still, if you like spray cheese and you like peas, you'll love these;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5kI3zJFmA



David

Along those lines, did your previous avatar have an uncanny resemblance to a certain Fast Show performer, "Young man" (yeah, I know, that was from a different show...)?

;-)

 

[David B]

That's not half as bad as spray cheese.

Still, if you like spray cheese and you like peas, you'll love these;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5kI3zJFmA



David

Along those lines, did your previous avatar have an uncanny resemblance to a certain Fast Show performer, "Young man" (yeah, I know, that was from a different show...)?

;-)

Who, me? Not that I'm aware of, unless anyone thinks different. Although as one of my favourite FS characters, perhaps I ought to alter it to Ron Manager. Shouldn't I? Wasn't it? Small boys in the park, 3-and-in? Enduring image, isn't it, hmm? Marvellous.

David

 

[Neil]

Along those lines, did your previous avatar have an uncanny resemblance to a certain Fast Show performer, "Young man" (yeah, I know, that was from a different show...)?

;-)

Who, me? Not that I'm aware of, unless anyone thinks different. Although as one of my favourite FS characters, perhaps I ought to alter it to Ron Manager. Shouldn't I? Wasn't it? Small boys in the park, 3-and-in? Enduring image, isn't it, hmm? Marvellous.

David

"Car stereos for goalposts..."

As to the avatar - sorry! Didn't mean to cast aspersions, it's just when I saw your previous avatar - and it's probably because it's a small picture, and often hard to make out details, it always made me think of Paul Whitehouse.

 

[David B]

"Car stereos for goalposts..."

As to the avatar - sorry! Didn't mean to cast aspersions, it's just when I saw your previous avatar - and it's probably because it's a small picture, and often hard to make out details, it always made me think of Paul Whitehouse.

Well, in terms of celeb comparisons it's a new one on me. Past alleged doppelgangers (from when my hair was somewhat longer) have included James May and the footballers Ray Parlour and Robbie Savage. No comment.

David