Coloured single speed chain

bryan555

Retrobike Rider
Thinking about a getting red one :shock:

What's the consensus on these? Does the colour come off? Is it worth bothering? Is it a fashon faux pas? Will it make me more attractive to women?
 
Only gold chains make you more attractive to women.

I stopped running one on my Surly, cos I couldn't ride without ladies chucking themselves at me. Anyway, red chains are for loosers and BMXers.

al. :wink:
 
I like your honesty Bry'


al. :D
 
Spend a weekend with a chain tool, a few pots of Humbrol modelling paint and some weenie paint brushes. Split the chain in to as many pieces as possible then paint all the plates different colours then re-assemble the chain. It'll look amazing.

A similar technique works wonders for chain cleaning:

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/chainclean.html
 
I would like a coloured chain. Never have the money left to buy one though as always buy the chain last on a build and have run out of cash :oops:
 
i believe in fixies":2ala2s1b said:
A similar technique works wonders for chain cleaning:

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/chainclean.html

Youve got to be kidding me right? that must be an april fools?

Every.Single.Link?

It would be 'dirty' again after one ride?

I'll stay a lazy cyclist thanks and replace my chain every year or so instead.
Besides, surely that weakens the links?
 
KeepItSteel":2ncjprol said:
Youve got to be kidding me right? that must be an april fools?

Every.Single.Link?

It would be 'dirty' again after one ride?

I'll stay a lazy cyclist thanks and replace my chain every year or so instead.
Besides, surely that weakens the links?

Quite perceptive of you, yes it's from his series of spoof articles. There's a section of them and they're very well written. :lol:
 
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