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[BerthaPog]

Is it true that you can ride a gnarr this wide on a fat bike...

 

[xerxes]

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"Whatever you ride you need to find a position that is comfortable, I call this position the fat reverse cowgirl."

 

[WandsworthRouleur]

"Waddya talking about? These tyres are exactly in proportion. Just as Jo Burt drew them."

 

[Mike Muz]

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Look, you may have a mini mudguard on that bike, but look at the crap in my beard now! :facepalm:

 

[KermitGKona88]

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If you ride the rest of the trail facing that way round..........................

I will give you 'THIS' much respect !!!!!!

 

[Gaddmeister]

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'Did you touch my arse!'
'Look....I'm this far away, how could it have been me!'

 

[Silvergoat]

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"Your tyres might be this fat but real men don't eat quiche"

 

[dyna-ti]

" Short women, I have to bend down like this ......."

 

[ringo]

"When approaching a cow from the rear, keep both arms outstretched. It's the element of surprise they like!"

 

[Retro junkie]

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your seat should be this wide so your arse is in proportion with those tyres fatty!!