boing boing

[Alison]

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

:xmas-big-grin:

Alison

 

[al]

Don't you bloody start!



al.

'Tis all good Al, I actually drive a VW engine... But I had to stick it in a Suzuki to hide my shame. :facepalm:

Wow! :shock: You must have bandy legs fella...



al.

 

[Alison]

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

But of course that does not happen to us women folk

Alison

 

[rosstheboss]

NSFW


What do Porsches and Clitoris's (Clitori? Clitorae?!?) have in common?




Every c**ts got one.


As told to me by my housemaster at boarding school...

 

[firedfromthecircus]

Don't you bloody start!



al.

'Tis all good Al, I actually drive a VW engine... But I had to stick it in a Suzuki to hide my shame. :facepalm:

I had a Fiat like that once.

Anyways, I drive a VW too, but it's not that old yet!

 

[Alison]

Give me an old tatty VW any day as long as it lasted more than 6 months

Al (ison)

 

[incorrigible]

What's the difference between a hedgehog and old volkswagens?




On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

That reminds me of this one: What's the difference between a vaccuum cleaner and old Harley Davidson Motorcycles?

On a vaccuum cleaner, the dirt-bag is on the inside.

btw, I had an old air-cooled VW Bug for years BITD, and I drove it like a mountainbike. Great little car.