BMW Technician?

[JustKev]

Any BMW technicians on here?

I need some advice re my wifes X3

 

[legrandefromage]

see:

http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78238

 

[lewis1641]

enid puceflange works for bmw i believe although not sure in what capacity

 

[Neil]

see:

http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78238

I was just going to say that!

See that tank in the thread?

Well blow it the hell up... (said in a Tyler-Durden-esque way)

 

[Enid_Puceflange]

enid puceflange works for bmw i believe although not sure in what capacity

Guilty!
Im in the sales side of things though,
Answers to every bmw problem ever thought of here though:
www.bmwland.co.uk tech/problems/costs/servcing the lot
Pm me if i can help , or i can ask one of the tech guys at my place mate, we are a big franchise BMW showroom

Gc

 

[alanf]

nope looked on there and there is no technical reason to why most bmw's indicators or mirrors dont work!

 

[Neil]

nope looked on there and there is no technical reason to why most bmw's indicators or mirrors dont work!

Or front fog lights permanently on... ;-)

(in fairness, hardly just BMW drivers...)

 

[Dr S]

I've been looking for the location of the 'Inside lane avoidance sensor' or TWATDRIVER as it's known in the glossy catalogue (Audi has them too but with the catchy title 'SMUGCUNT') If I knew where it was fitted I could disconnect them as they come into our place and I mght be able to use the outside lane for overtaking things again.

 

[alanf]

to find the SMUGCUNT ecu you need to bend the driver over and look deep up his ass but remember to remove his head first as this usually found up there :shock: