Bear Grylls mountain bike survival

[lumos2000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90s-4I9d ... re=related

this is a bit of a giggle :?

 

[spike3]

No tyre levers, thats surely an oversight.

 

[MynameisCasper]

I wonder how many bears Bear Grylls could Grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears...

I would rather get advice from Ray Mears though...

 

[BobCatMax]

apologies if this is a little nsfw, but it cracks me up..I think of this everytime i see him on telly

 

[marin man]

I watched several of these episodes and my favourite is the one where he eats "maggots" which are infact mealworms :roll: a load of fake rubbish and also his name must be a fake name :roll:

but as a comedy programme it works

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

I watched several of these episodes and my favourite is the one where he eats "maggots" which are infact mealworms :roll: a load of fake rubbish and also his name must be a fake name :roll:

but as a comedy programme it works

Every program I have seen him on he seems to end up puking his inards up, (oh look, is that my spleen? I'll grill it later, etc, etc) I was taught never eat anything that going to make you obviously puke. You'll loose even more fluids etc.

Good telly but not such good advice from our hotel staying survivalist.

Ray (or Lofty) is the man.

 

[marin man]

A'men

 

[SouthCoastRetro]

The only difference you ever need to know is at the end of the filming day, Bear Grylls goes back to his hotel and Ray Mears sleeps where he is (sometimes in a hollowed out tree!).

Ray is the man. And he wouldn't encourage you to drink pee.

 

[highlandsflyer]

Ray Mears? Do me a favour.

If you see the bloopers from his show the truth will out.

There is one scene where the pull back shot went too far and the BBC Catering Truck, Luxury Location Coach and Mobile Cinema were clearly visible, Ray tucking into a half-pounder and fries whilst regaling the cook with instructions on making fire a thousand different ways.

"Hey Ray, you know, when I want fire I use on of these, try it."

She hands him a disposable lighter.

Either he is wearing prosthetics or he never goes a night of the year without a nice fattening meal.

Wichiti grubs or high carb fast food?

Now Bush Tucker Man, there was a guy who knew his apples, and did not look like he passed them over for doughnuts.

 

[marin man]

hahahaha I have seen that clip with the catering van....pmsl...but i still like ray mears.....he is funny

especially when he got that guy to eat the limpet and he tried to pretend it was nice....they aint they are like eating bluetack.....also the pips from the wild water lilly......hahahahhaa