Let me tell you this. The whole planet's leaking. Everybody's leaking! You know, everyone spewing up their guts onto the internet, putting up their relationship status, putting up photos of their Vajazzles. We've come to the point where there are people, MILLIONS of people, who are quite happy to trade a kidney in order to get on television! And to show people their knickers, to show people their skidmarks, and then complain to OK Magazine about a breach of privacy! The exchange of private information - that is what drives our economy. But, you come after me because you can't arrest a landmass, can you? You can't cuff a country. You can't lynch that guy there, can you? But you decide that you can sit there, that you can judge and can ogle me like a Page 3 girl. You don't like it? Well, you don't like yourself! You don't like your species, and you know what? Neither do I, but how dare you come and lay this at my door?! How dare you blame me for this?! Which is the result of a political class, which has given up on morality and simply pursues popularity at all costs. I am you and you are me.