Bag of sh*te

[ferrus]

We don't have tarts here in Bakewell!, only puddings ...must be all the tarts they're scoffing.

 

[al]

We don't have tarts here in Bakewell!, only puddings ...must be all the tarts they're scoffing.

I don't like Bakewell puddings, they are bland, stodgy, ugly looking things.

I like Bakewell tarts as the are tasty, sweet, things of beauty.

Bakewell... Beautiful town but they need to learn to bake well.

Sort it out!!

I know a welder and very good frame builder called Tigwell, not a joke (FACT)

al.

 

[MikeD]

He's right, you know. Applies to riding them, too -- there are riders who look smooth and stylish on a bike and others who look wonky and awkward. But interestingly there's no correlation whatsoever with actual skill or speed -- there are as many very fast awkward-looking riders as there are fast-looking but merely average ones.

 

[barry2017]

That's true, and something I've never cared to admit.

So there. I've come out. I'm crap at cycling, I just look good. Most of my clothes look rubbish too.

 

[legrandefromage]

My bikes are a specific shade of dull...

 

[unkleGsif]

Don't eat the cherry. It gives you ideas...

But they are shiny and sweet and erm... cherry like.

al.

Al,

You can pop my cherry, anytime x


G

 

[al]

Don't eat the cherry. It gives you ideas...

But they are shiny and sweet and erm... cherry like.

al.

Al,

You can pop my cherry, anytime x


G

YOU!!


al.

 

[jm]

Al some of the bikes we've built for you are bloody awfull things.But it was you as the customer who wanted them.If we had our way everyone would ride bikes the way we like them to look,including you.But we are not a fascist dictatorship in here are we.Oh and I dont really hate you.
Where is my prize for winning anyway and Mikey was 21st in his race.

 

[al]

Al some of the bikes we've built for you are bloody awfull things.But it was you as the customer who wanted them.If we had our way everyone would ride bikes the way we like them to look,including you.But we are not a fascist dictatorship in here are we.Oh and I dont really hate you.
Where is my prize for winning anyway and Mikey was 21st in his race.

How dare you!!

I would just like to quantify this statement by saying jm works in a bike shop and therefore likes to cater for the masses, not the Indidualist, like what I am.

Bike Fascist No! Bike snob Yes!

You get nowt for finishing first in a solo jolly. Was Mike in the school sports days three legged race or something?

al.

 

[Tad]

There was me mis-understanding the title of this thread. I thought it was going to either be a post about your cat or your latest car.