Al's been offered a job.

[jm]

Al has just been for an interview locally.They also said to him they were looking for a handyman.Ian and me are still laughing at that one.We banned him from owning tools in 96.Mrs Al does all the jobs at home.

 

[al]

Al has just been for an interview locally.They also said to him they were looking for a handyman.Ian and me are still laughing at that one.We banned him from owning tools in 96.Mrs Al does all the jobs at home.

I'm a man and I'm handy, sort of!

Yes It's true you confiscated my tools many years ago, but I have had a multi-tool secreted up my bottom for a long time now. I spend many lonely hours in my room fiddling with it, and the tool too.

I'm now worried nurse will take my only friend away from me and make me peel onions for Cook. This is a very time consuming task as the knife is made of jelly for security reasons.

I'll have to stop writing now as It's 'lights out' and anyway my crayon is now just a small nubbin of melted wax. night night.

al. :?