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wife WILL say "oh wow, another alpinestars for the collection, you don't have one of those, I can completely understand your need for this bike, and I wholeheartedly agree with your decision to bid on it. Shall we go and collect it upon completion of the auction, so that you don't have to wait too long for it my dear, as I know we have the room for it, and I will love you just that little bit more for having it, and will spend as long as you do, eyeballing them, lined up in chronological order??"