Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

cyfa2809":3bl6bpzv said:
oh yeah
had the gaviscon tablets the other week an dthey dont work, because they just get stuck to your teeth :evil:

yup i bought them once and had the exact same issue, you'd have thought they'd maybe product test them before taking them to market.
 
Used to play a trick on whoever was newest in the Butchers i worked at.
This involved convincing the apprentice that injuries can be cleaned by dipping the cut into the bucket of 'madam' .thus rendering it imune to infection
It does that alright :lol: :lol:
In an open wound :twisted:


'Madam' is the trade name for sodium metabisulphite,used as a preservative for cut surfaces to prevent them drying out.It used to be added to Sausages to extend shelf life but has since been banned.

*sodium metabisulphite is also used to clean beer and wine making equipment
 
dyna-ti":1866ap8f said:
Used to play a trick on whoever was newest in the Butchers i worked at.
This involved convincing the apprentice that injuries can be cleaned by dipping the cut into the bucket of 'madam' .thus rendering it imune to infection
It does that alright :lol: :lol:
In an open wound :twisted:


'Madam' is the trade name for sodium metabisulphite,used as a preservative for cut surfaces to prevent them drying out.It used to be added to Sausages to extend shelf life but has since been banned.

*sodium metabisulphite is also used to clean beer and wine making equipment

OMG! i dread to think quite how much that hurts :shock:
 
Still no cyfa :shock: Not still in the toilet I hope :lol: :lol: :lol:

the yoghurt will go off if you dont put it back in the fridge :lol: :lol:
 
:oops: wow that really hurt my gut
and now im more than empty! :oops:


didnt get on with that at all
and have now suffered third degree burns to my hole

been in and out of the toilet all day
due to my inability to back down

marin man you bought yours yet??? :)
that will make me feel better
 
nope not yet and fishing tommorrow.........will buy some on the way home from fishing.....if I get a mo.......show you how it is done cyfa :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
yeah sounds great! so stop putting it off! i recommend you cooking up a fish to put in it too
when you catch one
 
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