Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

i took a boat tip in brazil a while back, went for a swim over to a small island and found this little chillie bush, filled my pockets with chillies and after a while swam back to the beach, i totaly forgot about the chillies in my pockets untill about 5 min after getting out the water. my crotch started getting hotter and hotter when i looked down i had chilly juice all down my legs :shock: :lol: i wont be doing that again
 
lumos2000":11wvdkpr said:
i took a boat tip in brazil a while back, went for a swim over to a small island and found this little chillie bush, filled my pockets with chillies and after a while swam back to the beach, i totaly forgot about the chillies in my pockets untill about 5 min after getting out the water. my crotch started getting hotter and hotter when i looked down i had chilly juice all down my legs :shock: :lol: i wont be doing that again


ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch !!!!!!! :shock:

but that does beg the question, what were you going to do with said chillis ?
 
i cant stand them myself but the misses likes them :wink: the only hot food i really like is jerk chicken which is probley not all that hot
 
The only good use for chilli sauce, is dipping the ends of your socks in it for when you are out on the bike in winter, result, toasty warm toes and no cold numb foot syndrome no matter how wet one's feet get.

The other one is smearing it on a bog seat.
 
i would not smear it on a bog seat as the pain, even for a foe!
:lol:
its just too much!
take his wife, take his car, take his house, sure. but not chilli on the bog seat!

jerk chicken can be fairly hot sometimes, depends who makes it and that

the jamaicans love the scotch bonnets as levi will tell you
 
an update
i thought i would get some stagg dynamite chilli

i have the black sauce at nandos and while its fairly hot, it smore like a tongue tingle for me

had a tniy mouthful of the stagg stuff and blimey its hot :shock:
so cheers for nothing you B***ard! :evil:
my mrs had a tiny mouthful and got heartburn and upset the baby bump :evil:
we cant even leave our house now
and it just sits there in the bowl - taunting me
 
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