when i worked in an outdoor shop i used to have loads of people come in over the years wanting to buy a red swiss army knife to replace the camo one they bought, dropped and subsequently lost. Never understood why you'd want a camo emergency knife. Ha ha.
I was speaking to a Ray Mear's type the other day and he pointed out that he's sat there for 8hrs still as anything, watching a badger set and then a couple of bikers has whizzed past and disrupted the woods enough he just calls it a day.
Makes you think doesn't it? You think you're alone in the woods...