2000 Porsche S-Bike

[The History Man]

I don’t even have a porch so why am I here anyway?

Now if I did.

 

[The History Man]

Something for the OP to research.

 

[Retro Spud]

And if you did have Porch like that you'd have painted it psychedelic colours and hung dead things off it - like a brace of Pheaseants

 

[The History Man]

And if that was yours you'd have painted it psychedelic colours and hung dead things off it - like a brace of Pheaseants

Why would I do that to an airport?

Dead things were once strewn around it.

 

[The History Man]

Anyway. Back to the bikes. What colour are you going to paint it?

 

[Retro Spud]

Jimmy's going to Hi jack your plane in a minute if you keep going

 

[Retro Spud]

anyway what you doing in Uganda - not as if you accidently took a Sleazy Jet from Newcastle International in a moment of mad boredom on Friday afternoon on your way home from work

or since your a Wallace are you the last King Of Scotland

 

[The History Man]

Dear Jimmy, I have always wanted to be a artist. I have drawed you a picture on my iPad. (Genuinely)Please can you fix it for me to be an artist for the day and meet David Hockney as he is my favourite.

Thanks THM aged 55 and three quarters.

 

[Retro Spud]

if they were real Crayolas I fear THM wouldn't need the Airline food - he'd snack on his Crayons all the way home

 

[Peachy!]

Jimmy’s not impressed with any of you