Can you marry a set of cranks?

[Imlach]

You'll need plenty of WD-40 for your wedding night

You reckon he greases his spindle?

 

[Betsy]

He'd be a fool not to

 

[novocaine]

No.

There's 2 of them and palogomy is illegal in the UK.

You could marry one of them though.

 

[Imlach]

No.

There's 2 of them and palogomy is illegal in the UK.

You could marry one of them though.

What does the law say if he attaches them both to a bb, making them co joined twins?

 

[novocaine]

What does the law say if he attaches them both to a bb, making them co joined twins?

They made a movie about doing that. Sort of.

I'll let you make up your mind on the legality of it after you've watched it.

Human centipede.....

 

[Imlach]

They made a movie about doing that. Sort of.

I'll let you make up your mind on the legality of it after you've watched it.

Human centipede.....

Ah yes, that one. Efficient waste management if you ask me.

Not sure I'd marry one (them?)

 

[eric_james]

I'm a bit late but if you can date a bike why not marry some cranks

 

[grey-beard]

The wedding's off, I hadn't realised how short they are?

 

[Imlach]

The wedding's off, I hadn't realised how short they are?

Bodyshaming of your jilted bride, what a gentleman

 

[novocaine]

The wedding's off, I hadn't realised how short they are?

I'm afraid, much like most things related to BMX, short or small are often the case.

I feel, given the current weather that the BMX will be transfered to it's winter resting place shortly and the big boys bike will be put back in to service.