This was me before I discovered RetroBike...

[SilverSurfer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10965608

Now they've given me a frakking label I'm usually found on a crappy looking old MTB from God-knows-when wearing tracksuit bottoms.

Need to source some good quality non-lycra alternatives for longer rides though...

 

[Steve Kish]

Oh, to be middle-aged again!

I class myself as a SOFT CIL = silly old fat t**t, clad in Lycra.

 

[SilverSurfer]

I fugure that this is heading my way