Now, in the good old days i'd like to think his stupidity would mean that he would be left to die, thus removing his worthless DNA from the gene pool. Alas he was probably rescued, treated and recovered to perform more mindless acts. Still at least we can laugh at his pain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZXslsLDLs&eurl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZXslsLDLs&eurl