Squeeze box!

[al]

When I pick my cat up she farts.

 

[cyfa2809]

made me chuckle

 

[al]

made me chuckle

Yes cos your'e 80 miles away!!

 

[cyfa2809]

yep cats asses stink! diet change! is your cat called box?

 

[al]

yep cats asses stink! diet change! is your cat called box?

You mean I need to cut down on the dog poo diet! she's gonna cost loads. :roll:

No she's not called Box,she's called stinkin' little f******* b****

 

[cyfa2809]

yeah no more dog poo diet :? aw thats a cute name! just dont pick her up

 

[fingers]

Dont light a match either...

 

[lewis1641]

made me chuckle

me too

 

[dyna-ti]

At least you dont have to pick it up its doings in a small warm bag.
Long live cattypuss

 

[Aeronaut]

reminds me of saturday... walking the dog down on coast, picked up a stone to throw into the sea, throws it..parrrrp! must have been the effort involved lol. couldn't blame that on the dog

but cat fart? eeew!