somebody cheer me up...

[richie-t]

holding on to a 12" vibrating black mamba. who knows, it might make you cycle faster!!

I thought it was a handlebar...

what, with plastic throbbing veins?

 

[barry2017]

But you said it was the 2009 Specialized Body Geometry grip!

 

[legrandefromage]

Well, somethings working

I'm in a better mood, even Paypal is sorting itself out

But.

Sent my Shamal wheel off - guys moaning thats if for tubless tyres and wants his money back.

FFS!!!

 

[Russell]

Don't know if this cheers you up or not, might make you smile though.

I've just locked my garage only to realise that I've left the keys inside.

Garage has 'improved' security and I'm now sat here trying to figure out how to break in without causing a weeks salarys worth of damage to the door/windows etc.

Ho Hum

:roll:

 

[Harryburgundy]

My Mums first language is Dutch, sometimes she uses 'slightly' the wrong English word in conversation.

Had a chat to her today about the possibility of having a vasectomy as more kids are a definate no-no.

But I'm a worried and squeemish about the operation.

'Awe, don't worry about it' Mum said 'It's only a little prick'

Erm...thanks Mum :x

 

[LeeDevelopment]

Might I suggest some Skunk Anansie loud music therapy?

 

[richie-t]

Don't know if this cheers you up or not, might make you smile though.

I've just locked my garage only to realise that I've left the keys inside.

Garage has 'improved' security and I'm now sat here trying to figure out how to break in without causing a weeks salarys worth of damage to the door/windows etc.

Ho Hum

:roll:

pretty unfortunate, assuming you havent got a spare i'd try a locksmith!

 

[LeeDevelopment]

(I'm a bit weird, whenever I'm pissed off I listen to Skunk Anansie, Placebo, Gene, Radiohead and Marilyn Manson and that actually picks my mood up.......I'm not sure that that kind of music is supposed to do that though!)