RetroBike's Seven Deadly Sins

Here's my ideas ....

1. Thou shalt not buy anything that you do not intend to fix to a bike and actually use!! (i.e. NO buying anything just to hang it on the wall of the garage!!)

2. Thou shall ride any bike that you own, even if it is only under certain conditions ... eg. not muddy, dry weather forecast, so that the bike only gets a bit dusty if it's REALLY precious to you!

3. Thou shalt not fill your house up with various bits of bikes that just sit around for months doing nothing.

4. Thou shall go out for a ride at least once a week.

5. Thou shall ride your bike after your family have spent £xxx on it for you! (That's just a reminder for me by the way!! Lol!! ) :roll:

6. Thou shall wash your bike after every muddy ride, and oil and clean it up .... properly!!!

7. Thou shall keep your biking clothing clean and smelling nice!! (You're allowed to get it sweaty and muddy if you've been riding, but it has to be washed VERY soon afterwards!! ;) )

Ok, they're not 7 deadly sins, but they are 7 golden rules!! Lol!! :D
 
Quite like the sin and commandment approach, so:

Avarice.
Thou shalt not buy stuff on Retrobike and flip it on the Bay.
 
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