I've just found a pint of beer on my windowledge

[Alison]

My mum, for some reason, had put vinegar in a brandy bottle. She had some workmen do some work, obviously, and the brandy bottled disappeared when they left, I would love to have seen the face of the first guy to take a good swig :facepalm:

Alison

 

[dyna-ti]

Alcoholics keep bottles of urine about the house.
Now are you 100% sure it wasnt originally Old Speckled Hen

 

[highlandsflyer]

Alcoholics keep bottles of urine about the house.

Thanks for clearing that up. We were worried we had an intruder!