The things that children say

Dr S · Mar 7, 2009

Just got off the phone to my three and a half year old daughter. conversation went like this....

'Are you looking forward to coming up to Daddies workshop to see the old steamy go past?' (refering to the Peppercorn class loco that is coming to town this evening)

Silence followed by a sigh

'Daddy. Don't be silly. Its not a steamy. Daisy (her younger sister) calls them steamies but she is just a silly baby and doen't know any better. Its a peppercorn train and its going to Bethlehem, not your workshop! Mummy says stop talking on the phone and don't be late'

Bless em

FluffyChicken · Mar 7, 2009

:xmas-big-grin:

Harryburgundy · Mar 7, 2009

The stuff kids come out with are great.

Little converstaion with my 6.5 yo the other day.

Lola "Poppy wasn't at school today and she's going to Germany"

Me " Oh, is she going to emigrate"

Lola " No Daddy (rolls eyes), I said she is going to Germany! "

Laughed all the way home

dyna-ti · Mar 10, 2009

They sure are a constant source of entertainment

Kestonian · Mar 10, 2009

My 3 year old in her sleep, coherent as you like "Don't say what, say pardon"

perry · Mar 10, 2009

my other half is a teacher

a girl in her class is called shamone . extremely funny if you have ever seen bo selecta

this will help if you havnt ( not work safe )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE

REKIBorter · Mar 11, 2009

My son aged 6 is autistic, he comes out with some beauties. His latest one is 'School is closed today' which he expects us to believe when he is after a day off school.

gibbleking · Mar 11, 2009

mine once said whats it like in the olden days? i locked the little charmer in the dark room full of spiders for the day..... :twisted:

TheGreenRabbit · Mar 11, 2009

gibbleking":3uku9kc8 said:
mine once said whats it like in the olden days? i locked the little charmer in the dark room full of spiders for the day..... :twisted:

You could have just shown her retrobike . . .

JustKev · Mar 11, 2009

Picture the scene: This weekend I was watching TV over breakfast with my son Alfie (he's 5 and Steve Irwin is his hero) So 'Stevo' is trying to tie up this big croc

Alfie (at the TV) "jump on his back, you've got to jump on his back!"

ME - "isn't that dangerous? He might get eaten"

Alfie (rolling his eyes at me) "it's risk you have to take, if it's your time, it's your time!"

(Alfie now wants to be a crocodile hunter when he grows up)

The things that children say

Dr S

Old School Grand Master

FluffyChicken

Harryburgundy

dyna-ti

Kestonian

perry

REKIBorter

gibbleking

Old School Grand Master

TheGreenRabbit

JustKev

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