I've just picked my nose after...

One of my customers brought me a jar of home-grown Ghost chillis as a keep me sweet present.

I'd have settled for digestives...
 
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Must be an epidemic my niece rubbed her eye yesterday just after putting some deep-heat on :facepalm: :cry:

Dbmtb You could have the chilies with you digestives :!: :!: :LOL:
 
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I had to have a wee before a race, it was a normal thing. One time I must still have had embrocation on my hands. GULP :shock:
You only do it once!

mike
 
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Flatmate came home from work in pizza parlour. Last job consisted of chopping 15kg of chillies for the week. Jumped straight in the bath and did what every gentleman does and 'circulate water around the tackle'.... screams ensued and he came bolting out the bathroom, through the lounge bollock naked and ran round the flat in agony....

students :roll:
 
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