Woohoo!!

[al]

I've just had a phone message left that says.....

As I was born after 1962 I am entitled to £1,000 and to press 5 straight away.

I'm gonna spend it all on Blackjacks and make my tongue go purple.


al.

 

[Neil]

I've just had a phone message left that says.....

As I was born after 1962 I am entitled to £1,000 and to press 5 straight away.

I'm gonna spend it all on Blackjacks and make my tongue go purple.


al.

Not so fast, trigger-happy - "born after 1962". No blackjacks or purple tongues for you.

 

[al]

I've just had a phone message left that says.....

As I was born after 1962 I am entitled to £1,000 and to press 5 straight away.

I'm gonna spend it all on Blackjacks and make my tongue go purple.


al.

Not so fast, trigger-happy - "born after 1962". No blackjacks or purple tongues for you.

Smart arse!!

You wont be getting any.

al.

 

[orange71]

I had a call saying I was entitled to compensation of £5000 for the accident I'd had. Great, I thought, even though I've not had an accident. I wonder if they'll give it to me anyway?

 

[unkleGsif]

I used to get a call a day for a few weeks from one of these dooshbag companies, I mostly ignored them tho ("blah blah blah.... accident... you are entitled to....").

Last time I fielded one of these calls, I pretended to fall off my chair in astonishment, then blame the caller and their company and threaten them with a lawsuit for damages to my spine and office chair.....

They hung up and never called back

G

 

[cyfa2809]

Haha thats a good one.

Strangely actually thinking of it, the ppi people havent called back since i told them that the person i spoke to previously told me they sell windows?

They dont sell windows it seems.

 

[al]

So I haven't got a £1,000 then?

Anyone want to buy some sweets?


al.

 

[cyfa2809]

Yeah what sweets?

 

[al]

Yeah what sweets?

50,000 bloody blackjacks!

They are being over-nighted from Birmingham.


al.

 

[cyfa2809]

I will give you 20 quid?

Im not a huge fan of the black ones see.