why do girlfriends make you fat?

[stuartg]

I went 3 stages:

- long term girl friend - put on a few pounds

- hit 25 - the pounds became a stone

- first child - a stone became a few

Solution - 3 more children - no longer have time to eat

 

[wooly pluto]

Solution - 3 more children - no longer have time to eat

 

[South Bound]

why do girlfriends make you fat?

It is all the guilt-eating, worrying if the Mrs will find out about her...