What's Spearmint Rhino ??

[Hilts]

This was the question asked to me by my 4 year old nephew this morning when I finally surfaced round my Sisters house about 8am to find him going through my jacket and finding my VIP pass. Having left said establishment at 4:30am I realised i was in no state to get the train home and ride back from the station so i stayed with my bro-in-law who was with me and my other bro-in-law watching the ladies get naked... So I'm sat there with my sisters husband and my wifes brother discussing the various merits of all the girls on stage, got to love that..

i was so not going to a t*tty bar last night but free entry and a wallet full of cash mean't it was always going to happen...

Spent an absolute shed load and got horrendoulsy trousered..

f*ck it was fun though...

 

[Ziggy]

I was just going to reply with 'no idea whatsoever...'

Good work!

 

[Hilts]

I feel so awful I'm going to go to the gym just so i can have another shower..

AND I have to go out for my dept xmas lunch today which will means on the p*ss from 1pm, not returning to the office ..

help me mother...

 

[cchris2lou]

That s why , you texted me .

 

[Hilts]

That was YOU ..... sorry mate, not sure what was going on in my head.. i was trying to work out who it was but having no joy..

j'ai mal a la tete ...

 

[cchris2lou]

did you log on to ebay ?

you might have a few bikes arriving in the next few weeks .

 

[orange71]

so i can have another shower..

A cold one...?

 

[mikee]

so..............what is spearmint rhino then

not even shure what x factors all about
jus a cuntry boy at heart

sounds intruiging

tell us more uncle hilts


mikee