Very.....

[toaster999]

......Drunk

 

[sic_nick]

...........and why not

 

[highlandsflyer]

Drunker.

 

[Easy_Rider]

You both managed the capital letter, correct spelling and punctuation. Had you really been drunk I would have expected

bhgedgui sdgnjnr ethhn

 

[Grannygrinder]

/\ Simply not trying hard enough i'd say

 

[legrandefromage]

I know drunk - Remember specifically ordering a double vodka in the pub, then woke up naked in the bath with bits of tree in my hair.

The neighbours filled me in on the intervening events.

 

[fingers]

Proper drunk should rule out any sensible use of appliances, such as browsing a forum...