Things you'd forgotten till it happens again

[sylus]

Just for humour guys

I'd forgotten two things till yesterday and my medical

1..try and get the docs first name before he enters and plays with your colon..it would be rude not to

2..always wear tight underwear after said examination as I had forgotten what happens when you first fart after said examination

your turn

 

[1210tech]

OMG! u could've warned me, seeing as I'm sitting here scoffing chocolate covered peanuts!!! :shock:

 

[Agency_Scum]

Stylus after the exam.

 

[legrandefromage]

 

[GT-Steve]

Today, I forgot about securing a car on axle stands, before carrying out some specific jobs..

A pnematic jack is NOT to be relied on... :shock:

 

[1210tech]

Today, I forgot about securing a car on axle stands, before carrying out some specific jobs..

A pnematic jack is NOT to be relied on... :shock:

I bet that produces the same outcome as Sylus' little accident earlier

 

[GT-Steve]

yes, only with 'additions'

 

[dyna-ti]

Just for humour guys

I'd forgotten two things till yesterday and my medical

1..try and get the docs first name before he enters and plays with your colon..it would be rude not to

2..always wear tight underwear after said examination as I had forgotten what happens when you first fart after said examination

your turn

Pictures or it never happened

 

[sylus]

I remember at 13 helping my dad with the car and he said ..top up the battery with the distilled water for me

Wanting to do well to impress the old man I got carried away and over filled so thinking it's harmless distilled water I'll get a straw and remove the overfill

It was at that point I realised that battery acid..fillings and tooth enamel aren't friends

 

[1210tech]

I remember at 13 helping my dad with the car and he said ..top up the battery with the distilled water for me

Wanting to do well to impress the old man I got carried away and over filled so thinking it's harmless distilled water I'll get a straw and remove the overfill

It was at that point I realised that battery acid..fillings and tooth enamel aren't friends

And so was born the greatest Bond baddie ever......