Someone you love scratching something you love

[ededwards]

Sunday morning moral dilemma - someone you love scratches a bike you love (for example a Yo with excellent condition original paint). This is of course hypothetical and replies will not be used for the defence in a court of law, but what is suitable and reasonable retribution?

(Note that I have already done some primal screaming outside and repeated use of the word 'motherhubbard' had my young neighbours popping round for some fairy stories on Uncle Ted's knee)

 

[Sithlord]

 

[kaiser]

If that someone you love is your wife, really it will be your fault anyway.

 

[Pickle]

If that someone you love is your wife, really it will be your fault anyway.

Ed, justice would be f*rting on her pillow

 

[cherrybomb]

If that someone you love is your wife, really it will be your fault anyway.

Yes. The sentence "Well what was it doing there?" springs to mind as a common indication of fault being obviously mine in our house.

 

[kaiser]

If that someone you love is your wife, really it will be your fault anyway.

Yes. The sentence "Well what was it doing there?" springs to mind as a common indication of fault being obviously mine in our house.

Or the usual "I had to move it, it was stealing all the covers." :roll:

 

[Anthony]

what is suitable and reasonable retribution?

Go out riding the thing when she wants you to do something else.

Well ok then, even more than usual.

 

[Lysander]

The is no recourse for this type of thing.........as a man, you must take the hurt and make into a small hard ball to keep inside you for ever.

Ladies, of course, are allowed in most situations the standard recourse involving Bread Knives and Patios.

 

[FSR-Si]

Scratch her, see how she like's it

 

[JME]

maybe an "accidental" muddy tyre track on the carpet