In a previous existence I worked in my local Co-op- still got their fleece I use it for gardening- and one day a customer came in and asked if he could put in an order for the Sunday Sport. Our manager Andy was apsolutely appalled at this, he had to invent some lame excuse about the wholesaler not stocking it, and then spent the rest of the day chuntering about it. I think he was more would have been less offended if the customer had just been a shoplifter. I always thought it was quite harmless, compared to the steady stream of bile and poison dripped by Rupert Murdoch.