Retrobiker ?

[legrandefromage]

OK, basic 'Am I a RetroBiker' Checklist

1, Empty bank account? YES

2, Wife/ Husband not getting enough attention? YES

3, Spend at least 5 hours a day on RB and eBay? YES

4, More bikes than underpants? NOT YET

5, Any children named Fat Chance, Funk, DeKerf, Mustang or Orange? NO

6, Aching back? NO - I HAVE THE RIGHT SIZE FRAME

7, Constant squeel of badly adjusted rim brakes in your head when you try to sleep? MY BRAKES ARE PERFECTLY ADJUSTED

8, Pile of 1991 MBUK magazines in the bathroom? AND CAR MAGAZINE

9, At least 6 RB members on speed dial on your phone? 3+

10, Wardrobe full of lurid ill fitting lycra? NO

11, When walking down the street do you look at the semi n*ked Kylie Minogue look-a-like outside Costa Coffee or the late 80's Orange Clockwork in the bike rack? YES

12, Has the council made a parking bay outside your house for Parcelforce's Van? NOT YET

13, Do you think 3DV handles is a good look for the new Kitchen? HMMMM

14, Has a bike part ever been in your dishwasher? MANY PARTS

15, Are you far more interested in the postman than your neglected wife?

16, Have you ever burnt a set of disc brakes in the garden, whilst shouting 'die, die, die demons'? NO


If you can answer yes to most of the above then you are indeed a true brother of the house of RB.

Oops...

 

[tintin40]

OK, basic 'Am I a RetroBiker' Checklist

1, Empty bank account?

2, Wife/ Husband not getting enough attention?

3, Spend at least 5 hours a day on RB and eBay?

4, More bikes than underpants?

5, Any children named Fat Chance, Funk, DeKerf, Mustang or Orange?

6, Aching back?

7, Constant squeel of badly adjusted rim brakes in your head when you try to sleep?

8, Pile of 1991 MBUK magazines in the bathroom?

9, At least 6 RB members on speed dial on your phone?

10, Wardrobe full of lurid ill fitting lycra?

11, When walking down the street do you look at the semi n*ked Kylie Minogue look-a-like outside Costa Coffee or the late 80's Orange Clockwork in the bike rack?

12, Has the council made a parking bay outside your house for Parcelforce's Van?

13, Do you think 3DV handles is a good look for the new Kitchen?

14, Has a bike part ever been in your dishwasher?

15, Are you far more interested in the postman than your neglected wife?

16, Have you ever burnt a set of disc brakes in the garden, whilst shouting 'die, die, die demons'?


If you can answer yes to most of the above then you are indeed a true brother of the house of RB.

:shock: excellent. that's me then

 

[Khane]

11, When walking down the street do you look at the semi n*ked Kylie Minogue look-a-like outside Costa Coffee or the late 80's Orange Clockwork in the bike rack?


Ooooo thats a tough one, hard to say till i see a semi naked kylie look-a-like outside a costa coffee and a late 80s clockwork in the bike rack.

hmmmm .......... decisions decisions.

 

[Tad]

I used to get told that "I never have to worry that you're looking at other women when I'm walking down the street with you, I know you're just looking at all the bikes".

I dumped her, she knew me too well.

 

[silverclaws]

11, When walking down the street do you look at the semi n*ked Kylie Minogue look-a-like outside Costa Coffee or the late 80's Orange Clockwork in the bike rack?


Ooooo thats a tough one, hard to say till i see a semi n*ked kylie look-a-like outside a costa coffee and a late 80s clockwork in the bike rack.

hmmmm .......... decisions decisions.

It depends which bike rack is being used.

 

[cornholio's RC200]

11, When walking down the street do you look at the semi n*ked Kylie Minogue look-a-like outside Costa Coffee or the late 80's Orange Clockwork in the bike rack?


Ooooo thats a tough one, hard to say till i see a semi n*ked kylie look-a-like outside a costa coffee and a late 80s clockwork in the bike rack.

hmmmm .......... decisions decisions.

It depends which bike rack is being used.

Nothing like a quality rack

 

[silverclaws]

or a place one could say; 'you can park a bike in that '