Please not at this time of day

al":3qnpxfgh said:
I was stuffing my face and watching the telly this morning and an advert for the Scum news paper came on. They are running extracts from a book that exposes the sex life of Simon Cowell!!

How I didn't pebble dash the dog with a face full of tea n toast I'll never know.

I'm off to poke my minds eye out.

al. :(

I think you'll find it was actually an ad for the Sun on Sunday, not your bog-standard [1] Sun, i.e. Murdoch's new paper which is nowt like The News of the World, no sir, absolutely not, no, no, no....yes. A bit.

David

[1] Which nicely sums up about all that it's good for, assuming you've run out of loo paper AND kitchen roll as well.
 

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