My missus

[al]

This is a snippet of a conversation this morning...

Her, ''You've been ages where've ya been?''

al, ''To the bike shop to pick some bars up''

Her, ''Thought you had bars on ya bike''

me, ''I'm puting some curvy bars on''

Her, Oh!! you mean old man bars?''

Women! Can't live with them, can't kill em.

al.

 

[Spudly]

Use the old bars to bash her over the noggin with

 

[al]

Use the old bars to bash her over the noggin with

Like it!

I could have saved a couple of nicker by bending my own.

al.

 

[Spudly]

Lmao, well that all depends on how hard you intend to hit her with them though, you dont want to risk hitting her so hard you damage your bars

 

[al]

Lmao, well that all depends on how hard you intend to hit her with them though, you dont want to risk hitting her so hard you damage your bars

That would be a crime.

al.

 

[taffy]

I could have saved a couple of nicker by bending my own.

al.

What about the bar's! badum tish...











... i'll get me coat.

 

[al]

I could have saved a couple of nicker by bending my own.

al.

What about the bar's! badum tish...











... i'll get me coat.

Don't forget ya hat.



al.

 

[FMJ]

Women! Can't live with them, can't kill em.

Correction: Women - can't live with them, pass the nachos.

 

[al]

Women! Can't live with them, can't kill em.

Correction: Women - can't live with them, pass the nachos.

That really is a picture of you on your avatar, fatty!! Did you eat your wife?


I apologise for calling you fatty. but you bloody are one.

al.

 

[Spudly]

That really is a picture of you on your avatar, fatty!! Did you eat your wife?


al.

Lmao, that's just nearly made me spit a mouthful of coffee all over my laptop