Mahatma Ghandi

[KDM]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[The History Man]

......

 

[Midlife]

He also had a lot of cold sores

A pox on the lips now


Shaun

 

[02gf74]

Another intetsting fact he had a small cellaphod with a mouthstache he carried about with him in a tank.

When asked about it, he'd say "that's my green hairy lipped squid".

 

[dyna-ti]

:facepalm: Oh Dear Lord

 

[The History Man]

Ok.

He had a pet guinea pig type rodent thing that died just after christmas, and not wanting to part with it he pickled it in a jar. This was left on the table where a visitor, thinking it was some kind of breakfast preserve, opened it and upon sniffing the foul contents, emptied it out of the window.

Time passed and as the weather became milder brightly coloured flowers began to break through the soil beneath the window. Ghandi picked these and gave them to Nehru.

Nehru, being so enamored with the flowers, asked ghandi for more, but was met with the reply,



"When it's spring again, I'll bring again, tulips from hamster jam...."

 

[dyna-ti]

Another intetsting fact he had a small cellaphod with a mouthstache he carried about with him in a tank.

When asked about it, he'd say "that's my green hairy lipped squid".

Derives from this-


There once was a fish restaurant which had a large tank in the middle of it, where the customers would choose their meal which would be be caught and there, so it would be as fresh as possible.
Also in the tank were a number of squid including green one with a moustache. The owner, Yufface, had had the squid since the start of the business and it had grown to become more or less one of the family.
Customers would order other fish and squid and marvel at the moustachioed squid.
Until one fateful day when a customer ordered squid and there was not a one left bar the owners pet.
The customer wouldn't be put off even at the offer of a free meal.
Resigned to the fate of the Restaurateur, Yufface prepared to net and kill the only friend that had stuck with him in the highs and the lows of the business, but business was slow and he needed the custom.
Try as he might he simply could not do it so asked Hans the dishwasher if he would do it for him.
Hans prepared to dispatch the squid but he had also been with the restaurant for many years and had also grown an affection for the moustachioed squid.
Try as he might he also could not do it.

The moral of the story is , For Hands that does dishes can feel soft as Yufface, for nice green hairy lipped squid.