I promise free black jacks and fruit salads at every meet paid for by a clean shaven tax.
Also a tax on repeating BITD stories. There will be an amnesty meet though.
A benevolent fund set up for MacRetro riders injured in the line of duty, this shall be called the ZigZag Foundation.
Big ringing lessons for all(mandatory)
I alone shall bear the burden and social pariah status of being elected on an internet forum and given a three letter acronym title.
I shall also edit perrys sniper posting on landmark MacRetro posts to 'I love boaby suppers'