The thing is, no matter how talented Elton is, or funny Coogan, they are hardly aspirational characters. They really are not cool. What they put up their noses or do with dwarves is not going to change that.
Richard Harris sitting reading the Financial Times over devilled eggs in Wetherspoons was 1000% cooler than Coogan snorting cocaine with the LA rock royalty backstage after enjoying Love's Hole.
"Given the A-grade stars I've dated it's embarrassing. I mean ... Alan Partridge!"
-Courtney Love.