rosstheboss
Retrobike Rider
Just read this on facebook....
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rosstheboss
Retrobike Rider
It would appear the link doesn't work....Here's the text ( Idon't think he's very happy!):
Ladies, gentlemen and drivers of Sussex.
May i have your attention for one moment, I would like to have a rant about something. I also hope you wish to join me....
Every tuesday night for the last 2 or so years, a bunch of numpty cyclists have used the (A283) Steyning to Shoreham road as a ******* race track. Now, i havnt checked to see if these idiots have council permission to do it and frankly i dont care.
We have all seen them, like ants following each other, sniffing each others arses.
Its ******* ridiculous. We all know that that road should be used for young new drivers to rag the shit out of thier cars on the way back from brighton, with the exception of sunday where it is often used by the elderly for some ******* reason, probably church or a really popular coffee morning (look out for future rant on this!!)
But no. These lycra wielding arseholes have claimed the road for themselves, they seem to think that thier zippy 20mph is fast enough. The gathering just after a blind bend before steyning might as well be a game of cyclist skittles and I'm looking forward to the bloke who sits on the deck chair being hurled 30ft into the air along with his copy of readers digest and the checkered flag.
one of these blokes seems to think that wearing an aerodynamic hat will make a difference, either that of he likes to look a bell end.
If the bloke standing under the bypass reads this (probably because he has nothing better to do, after all he times cyclists (Y)) its only a matter of time mate before some one rams you into the crash barrier, not that i would have a problem with that. just tell me before so i can watch ok?
the plain message here is : if your a cyclist who rides along the A283 in a F
k off big group either,
1. Cycle somewhere else
2. Fk off and get a mountain bike instead
3. Buy a car
4. break a leg or somthing so you wont be able to cycle
I dont give a shit if u get hurt the only problem i have is:
1. old people take ages to pass you and slows the traffic ( i will pass within 10cm, its a blue 06 reg fiesta so wave!)
2. when i finaly do hit one of u cock sucking leg shaving women, i will go to prison (probably).
Everyone knows people cycle on the road so they can shave their legs and wear lycra!!!!
******* Gays
I therefore propose, we either,
1. Use their racetrack.... as a racetrack...
or
2. Drive Even slower in convoy, right infront of them hurling abuse and shit! (Y)
Add your support and ideas below!
Ladies, gentlemen and drivers of Sussex.
May i have your attention for one moment, I would like to have a rant about something. I also hope you wish to join me....
Every tuesday night for the last 2 or so years, a bunch of numpty cyclists have used the (A283) Steyning to Shoreham road as a ******* race track. Now, i havnt checked to see if these idiots have council permission to do it and frankly i dont care.
We have all seen them, like ants following each other, sniffing each others arses.
Its ******* ridiculous. We all know that that road should be used for young new drivers to rag the shit out of thier cars on the way back from brighton, with the exception of sunday where it is often used by the elderly for some ******* reason, probably church or a really popular coffee morning (look out for future rant on this!!)
But no. These lycra wielding arseholes have claimed the road for themselves, they seem to think that thier zippy 20mph is fast enough. The gathering just after a blind bend before steyning might as well be a game of cyclist skittles and I'm looking forward to the bloke who sits on the deck chair being hurled 30ft into the air along with his copy of readers digest and the checkered flag.
one of these blokes seems to think that wearing an aerodynamic hat will make a difference, either that of he likes to look a bell end.
If the bloke standing under the bypass reads this (probably because he has nothing better to do, after all he times cyclists (Y)) its only a matter of time mate before some one rams you into the crash barrier, not that i would have a problem with that. just tell me before so i can watch ok?
the plain message here is : if your a cyclist who rides along the A283 in a F
k off big group either,1. Cycle somewhere else
2. F
k off and get a mountain bike instead3. Buy a car
4. break a leg or somthing so you wont be able to cycle
I dont give a shit if u get hurt the only problem i have is:
1. old people take ages to pass you and slows the traffic ( i will pass within 10cm, its a blue 06 reg fiesta so wave!)
2. when i finaly do hit one of u cock sucking leg shaving women, i will go to prison (probably).
Everyone knows people cycle on the road so they can shave their legs and wear lycra!!!!
******* Gays
I therefore propose, we either,
1. Use their racetrack.... as a racetrack...
or
2. Drive Even slower in convoy, right infront of them hurling abuse and shit! (Y)
Add your support and ideas below!
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I know that road. Definitely a person who shouldnt be allowed his car or breath.
Here's the thing - you're never going to have a rational debate, or convince mouth-breathers like that, that their attitude is anything other than completely justified.
Hopefully, prison, being made a wife called Mavis by some big brute nicknamed Bubba maybe a suitable deterrent...
But I doubt it.
Hopefully, prison, being made a wife called Mavis by some big brute nicknamed Bubba maybe a suitable deterrent...
But I doubt it.
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Have reported this to Facebook, hopefully the little shit will get banned
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