I'm pished!

[legrandefromage]

pretty good actually - the missus even went on a beer run for me to keep me at home rather than going down the pub...

 

[tintin40]

I see why I don't drink :mrgreen:

 

[Dr S]

pic reminds me of a story my dad often recounts. In his day they used to go to village pubs by motorbike, have a few swifties and move on. One day he was having a pish in the loos. The loos were the old type with full length trough going to a sinker. As he's pishing, some old boy is there singing away (even more pished) and his false teeth fall into the sinker. OId boy swears a bit, then rolls his sleeve up, retrieves his teeth and pops em straight back into his mouth - no washing or rinsing.
Probably his alternative to the after-beer curry.

Yuk.

When we were silly underage drinkers we used to have 'Dares' when out on pub crawls. My mate Steve once ate one of those cubes out of the urinal. Some of his other highlights were jumping into an old canal from the bridge and gashing his ribcage open on an old bike, shatting in his own girlfriend's handbag, giving his drunken mate a blow job in the curry house, eating the contents of an ashtray full of fags, and drinking a pint that had one of Stu's turds marinating in it. Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Steve. Steve is now a solicitor.

Si

 

[pigman]

always wondered what sort of bloke you had to be to be able to make an effort at defending child abusers etc. Not saying youre mate's a bad bloke, but he has the ability to joyfully immerse himself in the yukky things in life.

 

[crankhead]

Polish lager? Tsk(ie) tsk(ie)..

 

[Lysander]

It's good stuff............six bottles of that, ye can put in a new bathroom suite in 45minutes for a quarter of the price.........

 

[legrandefromage]

my new favourite friend

 

[pigman]

hope youre happy together LGF.

my dad's polish and he reckons these east europe beers are nothing compared to cask bitter. Good man!