Hipsters needed.

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354375503890
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354425521631
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354425517635

 

[KermitGKona88]

The first one has one definite advantage... No-one in their right mind would ever steal it...

 

[widowmaker]

Jesus, That first picture - I thought I was having a migraine

 

[Mod-Master]

Jesus, That first picture - I thought I was having a migraine

Let me tell you, you’ll have a lot more migraines in London

 

[Imlach]

The first one has one definite advantage... No-one in their right mind would ever steal it...

Leave it to us lesser sound of mind

*slurps Carlsberg followed by the whirring of an angle grinder*

 

[grantoury]

Leave it to us lesser sound of mind

*slurps Carlsberg followed by the whirring of an angle grinder*

"release the hounds!"

 

[LondonClassic]

I'd pay £494 for the suicide levers wrapped in bar tape alone.

 

[Imlach]

I'd pay £494 for the suicide levers wrapped in bar tape alone.

Thank you for your offer but price not negotiable

 

[MuchAlohaNui]

Let me tell you, you’ll have a lot more migraines in London

If you don't want migraines, don't come to Honolulu. University of Hawaii is a breeding ground for such two-wheeled cadavers.