Try and buy Mrs Wu a birthday present.
Find right one. Site says 'availability - IN STOCK' . Phone up. 'Not in stock'. But now you're on the phone, buy this one instead...Look up 'this one'
Hang up. Go look. User unfriendly site makes this a half our test of mental agility and patience.
Accept not mentally capable or digitally patient enough. Phone up again.
Oh, try this one then...But I want the one that says it's in stock. You can't say that if it's not, it's misleading.
"would you put that in writing to the 'web guy'?
Nope, can't be arsed. Going to Tesco to buy one there. Tell your web guy that for me when you next see him.
Go to tesco.com.
See attached pic for next step.
Why is modern automated technologically advanced life so bloody impossible?
Am now going to have a cup of green tea, read Dirtrag, imagine Nepal. Forget.
Find right one. Site says 'availability - IN STOCK' . Phone up. 'Not in stock'. But now you're on the phone, buy this one instead...Look up 'this one'
Hang up. Go look. User unfriendly site makes this a half our test of mental agility and patience.
Accept not mentally capable or digitally patient enough. Phone up again.
Oh, try this one then...But I want the one that says it's in stock. You can't say that if it's not, it's misleading.
"would you put that in writing to the 'web guy'?
Nope, can't be arsed. Going to Tesco to buy one there. Tell your web guy that for me when you next see him.
Go to tesco.com.
See attached pic for next step.
Why is modern automated technologically advanced life so bloody impossible?
Am now going to have a cup of green tea, read Dirtrag, imagine Nepal. Forget.