Claim to fame..........

[marin man]

I have an antiques business in Norfolk,and many years ago during the winter we had a leaky roof and I used to catch the water in a lovely french porcelain water jug c1865. When the roof leaked the water had a yellowish tinge reminiscent of urine It had been snowing over a weekend and the jug was full so I through it out of the shop door early one morning and some of my fellow shop owners in my narrow shopping street saw me and the subsequent yellow stain in the snow and thought the obvious I sold the jug to .....................Amanda holden fame was assured and I now have the dubious notoriety of "The man who sold his piss pot to her off the telly..that Amanda holden bird"

Anyone beat this

 

[Steve Kish]

My wife pinched the arse of Paul Burnett, Radio 1 DJ on stage in front of 600 people!

 

[MikeD]

I once supplied the punchline to a joke that Anthea Turner was telling. She'd forgotten it. As, now, have I

 

[marin man]

My wife pinched the arse of Paul Burnett, Radio 1 DJ on stage in front of 600 people!

Cheeky

 

[marin man]

I once supplied the punchline to a joke that Anthea Turner was telling. She'd forgotten it. As, now, have I

Anthea turner knows jokes :shock: :shock:

I can not think of any situation that would involve you finishing a joke by anthea turner :? Where you in the audiance of loose women :?:

 

[Lysander]

I once kicked Thora Hird in the face................she bloody deserved it, mind!! :x

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

My mum saw David Baker's arse at a race in the SW. She still talks about it.

 

[marin man]

I once kicked Thora Hird in the face................she bloody deserved it, mind!! :x

She is irritating granted but vanessa feltz would be a better target for your aggression

 

[dyna-ti]

Close up of my wee angelic face aged 9.when i appeared on 'songs of praise'

 

[marin man]

God squad=morning has broken
like the first morning
blackbird has spoken
like the first morn

type thing jolly hockeysticks