If your motto:
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'WOW-What a Ride!'"
is also used for boiler testing I hope that all your neighbours are over 50 yards away.
Otherwise theirs may be:
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, after some berk nearby struck a light and yelled 'WOW-What a Ride!' "