Blah Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!

[Peachy!]

Bizarrely, I’m polishing a retro turd as right now!
(fossilised Dino poo)

 

[jimo746]

So is it possible to polish a turd? Err nope!

Wrong!! Fake news!
Yes you can, It's even an art form...

 

[KermitGKona88]

Bizarrely, I’m polishing a retro turd as right now!
(fossilised Dino poo)
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As Desmond Dekker once sang....... OH OH it's a COPROLITE.........

 

[KermitGKona88]

As for the Carrera turd they have not polished it, merely rolled it in glitter quite literally....

 

[Bcxbcx]

Points lost for it not saying "No timewasters, chancers or dreamers!!! No low ball offers; I know what I have!"

Maybe with a price that high he's trying to "sort the wheat from the chaff", serious bidders need only apply.....

 

[Woz]

Why did I just waste 1.21 mins of my life watching the video to see a bike with an Altus M310 rear mech that is sold
in a (dusty) blister pack at the 24/7 convenience store? You know what I mean, just happens to be there wedged in between the
nasty 3 L bottle of Scotch and suction cup toilet roll holder.

 

[retrobikeguy]

I bet its setup by a halfords expert too............ 20 mins down the road you'll whack the gears into the back wheel, snap the derailleur hanger then the rear axel will snap through excessive use of a derailleur .... and get a flatty walking it back for a non existent warranty explained to you by a 17 year old spotty "mechanic"....... I hate carreras

 

[rwm1962]

derailleur

The official term is 'S-bend thingy' on Carreras.

 

[hookooekoo]

Points lost for it not saying "No timewasters, chancers or dreamers!!! No low ball offers; I know what I have!"

Maybe with a price that high he's trying to "sort the wheat from the chaff", serious bidders need only apply.....

I like the term 'tyre kicker'
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/tire-kicker