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You want to try a Japanese toilet. They have more bloody controls than the hi-fi LGF has just posted pics of. First there's the temperature of the seat that can be adjusted, then the "modesty squirt" that squirts water to disguise the tactical download that you are performing. Then there's the "ring piece rinse cycle" which again has a temperature control as well as a forwards and backwards alignment control and a pressure control. Now this is all well and good but when you don't read a word of Japanese can lead to embarrassing flooding incidents when you're trying to flush the thing and set the arse squirter off whilst not sat on it drenching the bog of the coffee shop you have stepped in to.
its just a case of wetting yourself
i thought it was spelt bday! happy
i used one once when i was younger on holiday, throughly odd
but i can see the benefits
maybe try using wet wipes for a week or two and see how much better it is when things are moist
then decide if you preferred it or not
i thought it was spelt bday! happy
i used one once when i was younger on holiday, throughly odd
but i can see the benefits
maybe try using wet wipes for a week or two and see how much better it is when things are moist
then decide if you preferred it or not
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just like the bday, we aim to please...pigman":2gmh4gjo said:
Stick Legs
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I thought they were for washing your feet. 
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XCDave":4fgng26n said:Stick Legs":4fgng26n said:I thought they were for washing your feet.
You know you've done a big job when you have to wash your feet afterwards...
hahaha love it!
happy bidet to you, happy bidet to you...
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