I don't often pop into the off topic section, but I'm looking for important imformation. Does anyone own a bidet? My wife and I saw one t'other day and were wondering about the intricacies of using one. She said "Do you wipe and then rinse, or just rinse?" I said "What about the chunky bits?" We don't know anyone who owns one so I said I'd ask Retrobike for an informative opinion.