Q: I am concerned that if I was to buy an expensive luxury item such as this it could be a target for theft. What security features if any does this comb have to discourage the attentions of sneaky thieves, does it have extra sharp teeth? Also do you have any available in other colours? 30-Apr-11
A: Thank you for this important question. As I too am concerned for the luxury items that I own, things like my spare light bulbs and my copious cotton bud supply, so I understand the need for security. The comb currently has quite blunt teeth so people like the pubic comb question man wouldn't be injured if they were to use it for their own purposes. However, as a combing professional I'm happy to say that I'm more than proficient in the art of comb sharpening and comb swordsmanship. Comb swordsmanship started in 205 BC in the southern province of Japan. It all started because a whole army of samourai warriors misplaced their swords one night whilst very drunk. As they were quite poor warriors they couldn't afford new swords so instead sharpened their combs and practised for eight long years developing the unique art of comb swordsmanship. Unfortunately for these warriors they were brutally hacked down in their first battle with some other warriors who hadn't lost their swords. But their unique and special parchments lived on in the iron fortress of the comb masons. As a comb mason myself I hope this fills you with confidence about my comb sharpening abilities. (Just discovered it also combs leg hair) Unfortunately, I am unable to teach you any comb swordsmanship as I am bound by the comb masons decree and laws. However, as this comb is quite a small comb, I feel that you'll be able to hide it on your person quite easily. Here are some examples of where I would hide it if I had to leave my underground lair: 1. Down the side of my sock 2. In the bottom of my shoe 3. A concealed pocket in the back of my jacket 4. Under my flat hat 5. Down my pants 6. In my butt cleft 7. Or, if I was really worried I would grow a large bushy beard like an old sea captains and conceal it within that, as lets be truthful here, who would ever want to put their hand in an old fishermans beard? Hope this helps, I will add to my listing more details about the comb.
Q: Is this comb suitable for combing my eyebrows? 30-Apr-11
A: I am happy to let you know that it is indeed suitable for Combing your eyebrows. I am doing right now as I write to you as I feels so so good. Almost to good, as thought it’s a sin. I as you can see from the pictures have quit dashing eyebrows, but with each stroke they get a little more fluffed. As I’ve said answering previous questions the spacing between one sides teeth are 1.5mm. This could be used for those of you with finer eyebrows. And at the other end the teeth are spaced 3mm apart for those of you with fuller bushier eye brows. Like them old men you see sitting on park benches eating cheese sand wedges. The one’s who’s eyebrows are almost so thick you can hardly see there eyes. I hope I have eyebrows like that when I get older. I hope I get to go into an old persons home and get to watch countdown and comment on how. Back in the day Carol Vordaman was so much better at getting them letters out. And bed baths they look really good fun. I once asked for one when the man opposite me in hospital got one the nurse said “No.” Which up set me a bit, until I got distracted but the evening food trolley. Hope this helps streeky86.
Q: Hi streeky86 I'm really interested in the comb. Like you, I also lack a full head of hair. I do however have pubes. Is the comb is suitable for combing out crusty bits from hair in one's pubic region. Can you confirm that the comb been tested for this purpose? And if not could you test it and verify that it works for this purpose before I commit to a bid. Many thanks. 30-Apr-11
A: I feel your anguish dvdprknsn I really do. Do pot of gel in supermarkets and smaller convenience stores make you angry? Do you want to run over that ass that just crossed the road in front of you? You know the one the zebra crossing with his bouncy shiny golden locks and stupid smile. And to top it off just gave you that I’m happy stupid smile and a giddy wave. God them people make me want to blend them. Back to the Comb. I’m very sorry dvdprknsn I don’t believe I’ve ever used the comb to neaten up down below! As a modern day gentle man, who is overly thoughtful of any ladies that cross my path. I, I am proud to say trim down below. As to make any relations I may have be pleasant of the other party involved. I have however since receiving your message researched Pubic Combs. I sorry to say that there are no pubic combs for styling on the internet. However there are a few to do with dealing with lice down there! So as it was your idea and I have connections in the combing business. I am now wondering if you would like to go into business in the brand new pubic combing industry. I would like it to be a 50:50 split if that’s ok. Please write back with your thoughts on this as I’m getting so excited I’ve had a little bit of wee come out. Meany thanks streeky86.
Q: Would you reconsider the selling of a snipit of brain?I know a good back street surgeon who uses the minimum amount of bandages! 30-Apr-11
A: Well that depends. I’ve got to say I’m not a big fan of back street surgeons. Are you talking the "not quite legit" type that take bullets out of mobsters. Or do you mean the mad crazed typed that have their own half assembled Frankenstein in the back, and will give you foreskin back pickled in a jam jar complete with string to go round your neck even if you don’t ask for it. On that subject I had a circumcision when I was 17 and I would quite like to have got it back. So that if I have guests round and I nip of for a quick wee and have left then in the living room to have a snoop while I’m out of the room. Thay might end up looking at it in it jar on the mantel piece. and when I get back they might say: "Ow Luke I’ve just noticed that interesting looking fish over there on your mantel piece. What type is it as I’ve not seen it move yet?" I can reply with well it's from the piniosononusio variety and when they ask politely "Ow where is that type from?" I can say with a stupid snigger "From the end of my willy. he he he." Back to the bit of brain. If it’s the not quite legit type I my be interested depending on how much your willing to offer. Please let me know as I might be able to satisfy your bit of brain owning needs.
Q: Hi, I'm interested in the comb, but am worried that if I use it I might go bald as well - does it come with a warranty to avoid this? 28-Apr-11
A: A warranty! A bloody warranty! Have a hart man i'm just a poor weary travaler like that guy in the bible that got helped by the other really nice man who was a samaritan. Which coincidently should not be confused with a samuri. As one it a verry verry verry nice man from the bible, and the others a guy has as a couple of sharp sowards jumps around a lot and weres relly funnki armour made out of sticks or somthing. Any whay to give you an mental mental chickin oriental picture of me imangin for a moment. A man sat by the side of the road wherin a loyne clth bought from oxfam. That was given to them by an old rincaly nudist. That he had for when he went to the type of shops that say thing like "god man put some clothes on. jesus". and i'm sat there in my loine clth with an old mcdonalds cup stained with meny years of drinking cold weak non shugery coffee and the cup gon alittle soft so im beeing realy curful with it. and the hot hot suns glering down up on me and my one legged pet hamster. would you ask a man like that for a f*%#ing warranty. Would you be able to repeate the question lowder in to his def ears. No No i hear you say well downt ask me then. But since im felling in a really good mood to day go on then you cheaky little deveal. Would it be ok if i wrote it on the back of an scrap piece of card? Please let me know as i may not sleep to night with worrie or constipation. Big hug and kissies.
