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  1. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    God no. The step is for walking on, you sit on a chair. Away from the sockets.
  2. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    out here, yes, in the Inn, you can't see the line yet. actually, that's not true, we've been locked for less, we behave these days. ;)
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    09 On One Inbred

    It's behind an age wall now. Let's not go down that political discussion rabbit hole.
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    09 On One Inbred

    just do it. there, that's all the inspiration you need. :)
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    Best LBS in Britain

    little beats the warm embrace of your first straight jacket. :)
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    Best LBS in Britain

    are you mental? I'm not allowed near people.
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    A herd in the lightweight retirement lounge

    do you want a Carlton :P
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    Converting Retrobikes into gravel rigs.

    The F600 with a leftie would be awesome. But no one would do such a thing..... oh wait, Cannondale do stupid things. lovely conversions you have there. Al will hopefully approve.
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    Converting Retrobikes into gravel rigs.

    He's a marmot who doesn't listen to his friends. or the genius who beat the enigma machine (actually relatively fitting to be fair). or, he's not real, he can't hurt you..... yet.
  10. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    Don't remember that scene in the matrix, must have been in the background.
  11. novocaine

    Converting Retrobikes into gravel rigs.

    ta. :) It's the joys on the modern world, you don't know who to trust anymore. :) also, that's what AI would say. 😜
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    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    and she was quite right. I shall not ask how your mum found out about people like me, as it's consider impolite in most circumstances and one should always love their mum (within reason).
  13. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    come on over and join us in the Inn, I suspect you'll fit right in. :)
  14. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    And I lick plug sockets, but apparently that's frowned upon round here. :)
  15. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    also, contactless testers (or shock sticks, or dumb sticks, or all the other names we used to call them) should never be relied on to check if something is live. If you aren't sure, don't. I won't use a neon test lamp (which is what you are playing with) to test for live, I'll use...
  16. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    Don't count if its not in work. 🤣
  17. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    Erm, I'm a risk consultant in O&G and renewable. I also lecture in risk management. I'm IOSH, OSHA and Compex certified. First rule of being a consultant, do as I say, not as I do.
  18. novocaine

    Screwdriver Volt/Mains Tester

    Lick it, 220v tastes like bbq. Note: do not do this.
  19. novocaine

    Folders! Foldable bicycles, minivelos and demontables

    And yes, I have been waiting a while to use that line.💋😝
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    Folders! Foldable bicycles, minivelos and demontables

    Ah yes, in the kingdom of the one legged bike, the one eyed man is king........
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