I'm with you on this, but it's cool we don't all love the same things, and it's incredible that that folks like Aidan are making these things available again for those that do! I love that! (you never see that white dog poo anymore though, that's weird!?)
Society has determined (and rightly so) that fresh, aromatic dog poo that viciously attacks your olfactory senses like a rabid hyena attacks its prey should be picked up and disposed of BEFORE it has a chance to track down, torture, and kill your nose. Gone are the days when dog poo would linger for days while the wind and the sun's rays aerate and evaporate said poo, and the sun's ultraviolet rays further penetrate the poo's structure, including any pigmentation therein, eventually rendering it free of moisture, free of smell, and free of color, i.e., white........
........and crumbly.........
.........and eventually turn it into dried particulate matter which the wind will carry away as dust soon thereafter.............far, far away........out of sight, out mind..............and out of our consideration..........
.......and right into the air we breathe, where it gets in our hair, our eyes, our mouths, our lungs, etc.
Good times.......
Nowadays, as soon as a dog poo hits the ground, and if you even
think of walking away, society's tattletales (Karens) are quick to whip out their cellphones, capture your irresponsible actions on video, and then post your offending behavior to the internet, where society as a whole can ostracize you, threaten you, and run you out of town on a rail, because in society's opinion,
you - the dog owner - are the irresponsible party, i.e., "the perp", whereas your innocent little poochikins - your dog, i.e., the poo's producer, is merely an accessory to the crime because it's an animal that doesn't know any better, and is thus exempt from society's laws.
In fact, dogs, especially male dogs, given the motive and the opportunity, can perform acts that are far more ghastly and unsightly than mere poo production, and are given carte blanche (the white card of white poo forgiveness) to do as they please, especially if they decide that it's time to either procreate or even just give some attention to their crotch, and they don't care who happens to witness their actions, or even when or where they do it (it could be a wedding, a funeral, an inauguration, a coronation, a divine intervention, etc.).
I can see it now:
The priest:
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this day to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. If anyone among you knows of any reason why these two should not be lawfully joined in matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."
The dog:
"That's my cue!"
Sorry to derail. I think I need help.
Back to the white Poos............sorry, white Porcs.
